41

Pahnee Taylor

Pahnee rides a bicycle like a bat outta hell.

40

Brian Vasicek

"Ol' Painty Can" Vas was the hippest custodian.

39

Shannon Kelsey

Shannon was the hottest soccer player in our college intramural soccer league.

38

Erik Glavich

I once body slammed Erik over a coffee table.

37

Andrea Burmann

Andrea chooses boyfriends by how nice their teeth are and how thick their accent is.

36

Juan Gutierrez

Juan got pushed down the stairs at Churchills for repeatedly touching some guy's girlfriend's ass.

35

Marla Fallarme

If there's an ounce of gossip in the great Almont area Marla knows about it.

34

Micah "Gibbon" Widder

Gibbon doesn't like watching "thrillers".

33

Shuji Hayami

Shuji almost started crying last night when I told him that I will go back to American some day.

32

Dan Myers

Dan's rendition of This Land is Your Land will forever resonate inside the Blarney Stone Pub.

31

Chris Hashikawa

Chris is the second best penny trivia player on the planet.

30

Jeff Deachin

Nobody I know can tell me where the hell Jeff is.

29

Mayaka "Spanky" Matsuoka

Spanky loves peanuts.

28

Belinda Griffiths

Belinda unknowingly inserted "daggy" into my vernacular.

27

Nathan Dietrich

Nate is the proud father of two girls, two dogs, and two miniature goats.

26

Hideaki Nakamura

Hideaki and I just got back from guiding a group of Mt. Ena.

25

Nathan Gayeski

Nate used to be a skinny wuss back in the day but now he's doing triathalons.

24

Ian Kaupp

Ian is the dopest relative I have.

23

Joshua Taylor

Josh is a fellow fan of Michael Moore.

22

Heangchol Chung

Chung-sensei is sage when it comes to the finer points of English education.

21

Jun Nishii

Jun has the best example of how Japanese girls differ from white girls.

20

Sam Blair

There is nothing in the world Sam enjoys more than eating some Pucca and drinking some Asahi Black on the stoop.

19

Jack Cain

My dad and I can not enter a parking lot without getting into a fun filled squabble about where to park.

18

Masami Masuda

Masuda-sensei is a whole lot of energy rolled up in a very small package.

17

Bill Ude

Anybody that has ever met Bill has left with a story to tell.

16

Kirk Hansen

Kirk got stalked by a mountain lion while hiking in New Mexico.

15

Joe Fadous

Joe is the most charming human being on the planet.

14

Koichi Takahashi

Koichi is the only other guy on my basketball team that has the same anti-group mentality that I do.

13

Shannon Wearing

Shannon made me a hat and a pair of booties in her yarn class.

12

Shawn Munsell

They greatest thing Shawn ever did was get a bunch of us poor college guys access into the all-you-can-eat food show at the IMA in Flint.

11

Mateo Pillot

Mateo gave me a ride to school everyday back in high school.

10

Takami Seiriki

Takami will be Takami Cain as soon as she goes to the city hall and gets her name changed.